Striking a blow for equality by objectifying the unfairer sex, or just paying homage to some hot individuals of the bepenised persuasion? You decide!
(Spoiler alert: it's the latter.)
Chris Evans is on the cover of the May issue of Details and I’m in love all over again. That tiny glimpse of midsection…I don’t know how to type out a deep sigh without it sounding sarcastic or overly cliché. This is truly a magnificent specimen of modern manhood. In fact, I would say Details is on a bit of a streak (given that the preceding cover was Jason Statham). I usually rank it behind Esquire and GQ (in that order) but that may have to change.
Ari Shapiro: White House Correspondent/gay/Jewish/North Dakotan/babe
Oh Ari, your sexual orientation breaks my heart.
The U.S. National Archives’s Flickr account has a series of portraits of miners on their way to work in Richlands, Virginia, in 1974. This one was taken by photographer Jack Corn as part of the Documerica Project, where “the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) hired freelance photographers to capture images relating to environmental problems, EPA activities, and everyday life in the 1970s.” nwk tumblr would like to add there is nothing particularly problematic about this man’s face.
He can stripmine my mountaintops any day. I wouldn’t mind being trapped in a collapsed mine with this fella for a few days. I’ll do some work on his shaft. I’ve got all sorts of untouched natural resources for him to exploit. We won’t need a canary to tell us when things are getting dangerous. He can drill me all night long.
…I am stopping before I get to lode deposits because that is just tasteless.
As I mentioned back in January, the official pin-up calendar of New York’s hottest (pun totally intended) is available for sale here. It’s actually a 16-monther that started back in September, so you’ve got some catching up to do. Support the FDNY Foundation and your libido.
More like Fassboner, am I right?
YOU ARE RIGHT. YOU ARE TOTALLY RIGHT. Unf, when he smiles you can see all his teeth and they’re all so white…it’s like he’s going to tear you apart in the sexiest way possible. I maintain that such smiles are indicative of incredible bedroom talent. I wish I were wearing a chastity belt just so he could Magneto it right off of me. Also his jeans are so tight in this photo that you can totally tell he dresses to the right. Just sayin’.
(via hotguysreadingbooks)
Have you seen this blog? Not all of the photos are this good, but ooooh check this guy out. Sex Scene…is that a suggestion? An invitation? Because yes please. Look at those hands. Those are hands that know what to do. And that little hint of a grin…oooooh boy. I bet we could conjure up enough inspiration for a whole shelf of sex-related anthrologies.
Oh Feminist Ryan Gosling. You’ve taken a good thing and made it better. I bet you’d make me special tea for That Time of the Month and coo sympathetically when I complained about That Girl at work and go along with my idiot use of euphemisms like “that time of the month”. And then we’d fuck like animals. Because feminism is about the right to make choices, and I choose fucking Ryan Gosling like an animal.
No but seriously everyone, I would like a slice of that pie please and thank you. Yowza.
life:
Pictured: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Around Age 14.
OMG he is soooooo cute I would totally kiss him omg omg omg I luv u JGL!!!
